The ramblings of a shrubbery.


You've got to laugh - it's better than being a massive emo.

I really want to

keep this thing up and interesting. But I doubt that will happen, so this may be abit random. Ah well :)

Shaneequa! You can’t get pregnant, you’re only 1 month old!
— Tyler Curtis on the topic of his imaginary daughter

Me and one of my mum's friends on the topic of keeping chickens

  • Lily: So does your cockerel have a name?
  • Carey: Well, I was either going to name him Merlot or I might name him after that chicken off Wallace and Gromit, but I dunno what his name is...
  • Lily: He's not a chicken Carey, he's a penguin with a rubber glove on his head.

Hellooo!!

(for all those who know my mother, the title is said in the style of her, if not….it’s said like a psychotic clown)

Yes indeedy, as usual my best friend Matti (www.mattiryan.tumblr.com) has convinced me to start using an internet webbymcsite. However this time he did it without trying. I was quite convinced by this one.

Well my name is Lily Betts (my middle name is Heather which makes me a walking, talking shrubbery), I’m a Christian and an aspiring Musical Theatre performer who feels I should be a little more creative, hense my reason for making this. *BIG CHEESY GRIN*